So… I had a day where I wasn’t doing a lot (it’s unusual as I usually like to keep myself busy even if it doesn’t seem like I am) … put an advert up on Locanto … had my phone on… and off I went.
Luckily I put it on the night before so I started the day of with an interesting booking with Mr Deforestation.
Why deforestation ? It is an autocorrect fail for “defo” hahaha he had a lot of autocorrect fails in his txt messages.
After many messages he confessed he had been in a relationship for 7 years and never done “this” before (hiring a sex worker)… that should have told me to be careful but I generally am pretty good at ‘reading’ messages… I could tell he was genuinely nervous … and he wasn’t lying.
The next day proved myself right. I rocked up… to the house next door ! He had given me the right address just the wrong number. He kinda freaked out. Froze. I’ll give him this – he offered to give me my cancellation fee without me mentioning it (it’s $50 if you’re wondering). Told him to come to my car to give it to me. After a few messages I agreed to meet him down the road to get the money from him.
I think it was after he saw that I am .. well.. me 🙂 that he calmed down.
We went thru with the booking 🙂 and as I told him … his body spoken a million times louder than his mouth ever would … he told me he was shy and isn’t assertive with what he likes… I told him I was good at reading men due to the body language being more louder than any words will ever be…
So… satisfied… “blown paid yay!”
I went to run an errand… and eventually got another “hit” !
The day wasn’t over for interesting scenarios…
This guy had been trying to get a tradie to turn up to fix his skylight for weeks.
Guess which day he turned up ?
Guess what time too !
Yup. All the fun happened in the lounge 🙂
“blown paid yay!”