….. except I’m a PAID unicorn. 😛
According to Swinger Dictionary:
Slang for a single, generally bi-sexual female that participates in the lifestyle. Referred to as a “unicorn” because they are so rare.
I fit all the criteria however I’m not “in the lifestyle” unless you pay me 😀
If you’re a couple thinking of booking me as your preferred unicorn, let’s just say that I actually really prefer to be the Unicorn. I love it.
I get to have the best of both worlds… yay! 😀 without the commitment.
Oh… and have I mentioned that you will have to pay to have me as your unicorn ? 🙂 No freebies.