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God is good (NOT religious!!) | Outcall Etiquette | Availability ?

I’ve three separate ‘topics’ to write about within this blog (since I blog very sporadically!!)

Let’s start with the first one which I promise is NOT religious !!

God is good !

I say this because I looked up the meaning of the name of this client and it means “God is Good!”.  It certainly was for the both of us except I do feel bad (yes – some hookers have a heart!) about a part of it.

I sent out an alert via sms to a few people on my phone (if you don’t want to receive them tell me and I won’t send – I’m kinda proactive in my marketing)… that I had one slot left for this year.  Take it or try me again next year (in 2014).  I had two people inquire.  The first guy was T .. the second guy didn’t eventuate.

T booked because he had a new place and wanted to “christen” it :P  Fair enough… I don’t mind !!  It would be my pleasure….  Thus I arrived… and unfortunately unbeknownst to me my “buddy” had started the clock on me at 6pm … next time I will make sure I make enough time for the ‘fussing around’ (I usually do !!) … anyway…  long story short…  it was a very expensive kinda non sexual (but still sexual) booking…

Hey… he still christened the place however unfortunately not the way he possibly was hoping… and me too… my “buddy” does get a bit harassing after a certain time (she’s only looking out for me which is fair enough)…  anyway… I wish he had booked for longer as I was hoping myself to do a LOT more in that time.

Regardless, we DID have a LOT of laughs.  I always love a good fun booking regardless of what does and doesn’t happen.  I was able to show off my skillz…  do a bit of dress up (in one of my favourite costumes by the way …. “School Girl”)… and did I mention fun ?

Unfortunately that was my last guaranteed available booking this year…


Outcall Etiquette

This is being posted with thanks to another working girl having a gripe about how she travelled to an outcall only for the guy to cancel.

As I predominately ONLY do outcalls, this is ALWAYS a worry with me…  thankfully no one has done this with me as yet (yay! thank you!!)…  please be aware that it is common courtesy if you book a lady for an outcall AND SHE SHOWS UP … and you really do not want to partake of her services (she isn’t what she seems in real life compared to the photos etc or whatever reason)….   GIVE HER A CANCELLATION FEE OF AT LEAST $100 !

Not $5o… $100 !   Why ?  It will firstly prevent you from being labelled an ugly mug (and those who think Ugly Mug lists don’t exist are kidding themselves … it’s been part of the industry forever)…  secondly, this will give her money for fuel as well as some “time compensation” money.

It costs US time to prepare ourselves, pack our ‘bag’ and travel to you.  I personally do NOT enjoy driving … and thus if you cancel on me whilst I’m on the way to you or once I have arrived… I will be demanding that fee.

Repeat after me:   If I book a sex worker for outcall and find that I want to cancel after she has arrived I will give her $100.

If you cannot afford $100 cancellation fee. DO NOT BOOK AN OUTCALL HOOKER … Go to a brothel or find a lady offering incall … they usually can “handle” cancellations easier than when we have to go to you.


Availability

Yup, as per the first topic… my availability is pretty much “shot” (useless) between now (late September) thru to early January (maybe after 5th) 2014. 

Here is the thing… No way in hell am I available in October… November is iffy too… and December even more so… yet….

IF I find that I have miraculously some available time … you REALLY need to join my mailing list… that is the ONLY way you’re going to find out when I am available…    giving my phone a call or sms … the answer between now and early January will most likely be NOT AVAILABLE…

 

Johnny Blue

I know … bad whore… have not written about my little adventures in awhile.  Mostly due to the fact I only did one booking last month (August) … mostly due to my lack of availability.   I’m MORE available this month (September) so I hope I have a few juicy stories to share :)

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The lucky punter who broke my whore draught is J.Blue aka Johnny Blue !  Of course this is NOT his real name…  his alias comes from the fact that with thanks to him I drank my first Johnny Walker BLUE label :D   Yes, I had never ever drank it.  I was pleasantly surprised… it was really smooth…  I now am spoilt… and have expensive taste hahahaha

No.. it is not my new favourite drink … my favourite spirit is still Vodka.  My favourite mix is either Vodka and Cranberry or Vodka and Chocolate Milk ;)

Anything else to report back about my little draught breaker ?  Well, I think J.Blue can attest that I was ready to rock and roll… and had some fun on his balcony (yay for mild/lovely warm early evenings!).

Lots and lots and lots and lots of pleasure had by everyone… and once again… I lived up to what I told him.. I don’t fake…  no point… I’m usually horny so no need for me to fake it.

Whilst my focus is on your and your pleasure… I do understand how you love seeing genuine pleasure from me too … so believe me… I don’t mind showing it off…  did I mention I like being watched ? hehehehehe

If you aren’t on my mailing list – strongly recommend you do join it as I’ve published my available dates to subscribers… and I’m hoping to continue the fun ;)

Cock pics (aka crotch shots) … Why ?

This blog post came about with thanks to an article posted within a Facebook group called Ask A Sex Worker A Question (due to QLD law I cannot directly link to the article and the facebook group – feel free to search FB for the group as it is public FB group … you’ll find the article within the group).

(Just a note: The name I use within the FB group is an alias. Only my first name is real and I will deny your friend request so don’t bother.)

I’m quoting part of the conversation:

What’s really absurd though is sending cock pics to sex workers. Particularly before you have even met us! No offence to any gentlemen … but it’s your custom we are interested in and the possibility of developing a future rapport with you as a regular client. If you have a nice cock and you’re proud of it then all good and well but as sex workers, overall, your cock could sing, blow bubbles, play the bag pipes, draw pictures or turn itself inside out….. if it comes without the booking fee then we’re not going to be all too impressed with it no matter what it looks like or is capable. Our private lives (if cocks are your thing) is a different story.
Unlike some ladies tho’ even in my personal life I’m not incredibly turned on by them. I’m one of the few girls out there that I don’t care how great looking you think your dick is .. never ever ever EVER send me a photo of it.

Fastest way to turn me off in a hot second.

I’ve always been tactile when it comes to penises. There is a reason why in my personal life (and thus professional one too at the moment) I lack dildos or vibrators that even remotely look like cock: I like the look and feel of the REAL thing.

For me ? It’s a no. No on any front. Even if you’re spending $5k with me – no no no ! Be IN FRONT of me with it out.. be IN FRONT of me with it hard … and I’m one happy hooker.

Well.. as I said.. I’m tactile. I love the FEEL of a REAL one thank you very much.

(On that note – I have to say I’m thankful that I have not received many cock shots I’m mostly putting this out there so as .. well .. hopefully I can prevent it.)

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